Only in America ….

…. unless you know better!

First, we have bus a driver suspended after being caught with a female passenger on his lap while driving. The story is here and this is a video report.

Then we have Utah bus driver arrested after police catch her drunk on the school run… carrying a handgun!

Any bets on what’ll happen next?

An interesting start to the day

Today’s duty was an early book on at 05:45, starting with a run to Salisbury. After I’d passed through Stockbridge an oncoming car kept flashing it’s lights as it approached and passed me. I checked, and no, I wasn’t on main beam. Then the next car flashed it’s lights and put on hazzard lights. I checked, and no, I hadn’t left an indicator on. Obviously they were trying to communicate something to me but what was it? As I drove on the only idea was that perhaps there was an accident ahead but over the next couple of miles nothing appeared except more cars flashing lights. Then as I rounded a corner the problem appeared in my headlights – a fallen tree completely blocking the road. I’m on a relatively narrow road, out in the countryside where there are no street lights, it’s pitch dark, raining and the road’s blocked. Aaargh!

Cars were able to do a 3 or 4 point turn in the road but with the bus being longer than the road was wide that was an option not open to me. I called Control and told them the problem, I explained where I was and they couldn’t think of anywhere to turn and were planning on sending a second bus out to do the journey bypassing the section where I was stuck. After the call I walked back along the road and there was a farm entrance about 100 metres behind me, could I turn it there? I returned to the bus, started it up and tried reversing, both mirrors showed me absolutely nothing, I couldn’t even make out where the road ended and the verge began. At least I could stick my head out of the driver’s window and see a little. I reversed some way and got out to see how near I was to the farm entrance which was on the nearside (my totally blind side), I did this a couple of times until the rear wheels were about7 or 8 metres from where I wanted to swing the back in. Reversed again trying to visualise in my mind how far I travelled. Got out and checked again – perfect the rear wheels were in the right spot. Returned to the drivers seat and started swinging the wheel round trying to visualise in my mind what the back was doing. I had to get out and check twice but I did it and turned the bus round! Called Control again and told them the second bus wasn’t now needed but I’d now be running 30 minutes late. No dead, no injured, no damage to the bus – a success I think!

All aboard the chip fat bus

That’s a headline in yesterday’s Sunday Times. The article is online but you need to have subscribed to the Sunday Times website to read it, or have a bought a copy of the Sunday Times.

Basically, it’s an update on a Stagecoach Press Release from 2007 which announced the launch of the “UK’s first Bio-buses as part of a ground-breaking environmental initiative that will allow customers to exchange used cooking oil for discounted bus travel.” What the Press Release didn’t mention was that Argent Energy “which operates the UK’s first large-scale biodiesel plant, will provide bulk fuel storage at Stagecoach’s Kilmarnock depot for the duration of the six-month trial and will supply all the biodiesel” is 40% owned by Brian Souter and his sister.

“In an attempt to raise awareness, Stagecoach supplied all households on the route with a free half-litre container to recycle their cooking oil. The company has also been out to see all the local schools to give educational talks about environmental issues.”

“The charm offensive is aimed at encouraging local people to take their used chip fat to East Ayrshire council’s recycling plant and trade it in for a voucher that entitles them to a 20p discount on their next bus journey.”

What is a surprise in the article are the quotes from Sam Greer, Stagecoach’s regional director for Scotland. “Despite the higher operating costs, Greer said this is more than offset by an increase in passenger numbers. In the first year after introducing the bio bus on the Kilmarnock route, passenger numbers rose 32.7%, he said. “Stagecoach also noted that a recent straw poll of its passengers showed that 8% said they used the service because it was running on biofuel.”

PS It makes me smile to read all these stories about vegetable oil being used as diesel fuel as if it were a new idea. When Otto Diesel invented the diesel engine it was powered by peanut oil – fossil fuel came later.

Room 101

The first Room 101 post was about Mobility Scooters. Today I want to consign CAPTCHAs to Room 101. I’ve just about given up trying to use my Google Analytics account because I can’t make sense of the CAPTCHAs, I never get it right so it presents another, I get that wrong, another appears …… and so on …… and so on ….. Here’s the 5th or 6th one I’ve been presented with. I’m showing it in the same size as it’s presented to me. Can you work it out?

I HATE these things!

There are alternatives. Here’s one I like which requires you to drag a slider.

Some statistics from 2010

The top 10 most read posts in 2010 were:-
Megabus promotion codes
New ticket machines
A sorry tale
The newest passenger to avoid
Megabus luggage policy
Be careful what you wish for …….
Sharon Tracey, another name to remember
Sam Fardon fabricated the story – official
Child fares
Bus fires

The top 10 search terms were:
megabus promotion code
another day on the buses
megabus
bus blog
erg ticket machines
bus driver blog
another day on the buses blog
black pheasant
buses blog
erg ticket machine

The top 3 referrers were:-
omnibuses.blogspot.com
busdriving.blogspot.com
philstockley.blogspot.com

The top 5 clicked links were:-
bumpyhighway.blogspot.com
busdriving.blogspot.com
omnibuses.blogspot.com
leondaniels.blogspot.com
islandbuses.info/wordpress

A Happy and Prosperous New Year to all!

Bus Passes

You may have noticed that I’ve added another site to the Bus Blogroll – The Bus Passes Blog. I’ve added the link not because I’m a supporter of bus passes but because the site does cover its subject extremely well.

Since I earn my living driving a bus I should be all in favour of bus passes and the revenue they provide to my employer, but I’m also a tax payer who resents the £1 billion per year cost of a benefit given out without regard to anything other than a numerical number of years. Alan Sugar can have a bus pass, Richard Branson can have a bus pass, Paul McCartney can have a bus pass etc etc. Giving a free bus pass to everyone whose age is the number 60 or greater, regardless of wealth, health and need, is as indefensible as giving everyone whose house number is 60 or greater a free bus pass! A bus pass should be issued because of need, not because of a magic number. Given the choice to award a bus pass to either a 60 year Senior Partner in a City law firm or a 16 year old school leaver trying to get to job interviews who would you give it to? There aren’t many holders of bus passes who couldn’t afford to make a small contribution toward the cost of their ticket rather than have the tax payer pick up the lot!

Prior to the introduction of the free bus pass, the bus pass entitled the holder to half price travel. I don’t think this passenger contribution to the cost of travel actually stopped anyone who needed to travel from travelling. But once it became a ‘right’ to get on any bus and go anywhere for free some people began to abuse it. Prior to free travel I don’t think I ever heard someone ask “Where are you going?” and when told said “That’s fine, I’ll go there then”, they don’t need to go anywhere but because it’s a ‘right’ to get on any bus they’ll use it and let the taxpayer pay for their ticket.

It was nice to read that at least one bus company Chief Executive, Keith Ludeman of Go-Ahead, has some idea about limiting use. A report here says “Last year Ludeman warned that the 11 million pensioners who enjoy the scheme “cannot be given a blank cheque” and suggested putting a cash limit on passes once they become part of an Oyster-style national smartcard programme.”