Monthly Archives: May 2009

Another breakdown

I’ve broken down twice in the past 6 weeks and both times it’s been on the final journey of the day back to the depot to sign off. This really is bad luck. Today I was just 2 miles out of Salisbury and again a coolant pipe split causing lights to flash on the dashboard and bells to chime. I don’t think it’s possible for a Winchester bus to break down further away from it’s depot than here. So, Andover depot came out and replaced the split hose in a very efficient manner.

Of course I was late back to the depot and, of course, the company will pay the overtime for my being late to book off. But I really don’t want the overtime, I’d much sooner have been home earlier. Why don’t my breakdowns occur during the day when I’d miss a trip or two and still finish on time?

Every other driver ……..

I’ve had a bit of a bad week judging by the feedback my passengers
have been giving me. If they are to believed every Stagecoach driver in
Winchester gives them exactly what they want except me!

When I explain that Concessionary passes can only be used after
9:00am I’m told that “No one has ever told me that. Every other driver
accepts my pass”. When I decline to drop some healthy students at a ‘T’
junction I was trying to pull out of, because it was a dangerous situation
some 50 metres before the bus stop, I’m informed that “All the other
drivers let us off here”. It seems that no other driver in Winchester
applies the rule that return tickets (within the City) can only be issued
after 9:00am because “Everyone else does”.

I’ve really no idea what’s in someone’s mind when they say “All other
drivers do” to me. Do they think I’ll immediately say “In that case I’d
better allow it too”? I wonder if I look such a week willed character that
the thought that I’m out of step with others will make me immediately fall
into line? They’ll just have to learn that I don’t accept Concessionary
passes before 9:00 (well, maybe 08:59) but 08:30 is a definite no, no. If
you want a door to door passenger service use the vehilcle with ‘Taxi’
written on it. If you’re happy to be dropped of in the vicinity of where you
want go get on the vehicle with a number ‘5’, ‘7’ or whatever on the front
of it.

Love it!

“Dimmick, Chuck P. born December 29, 1958 in Riverside, CA passed away suddenly on April 18, 2009 while attending a NASCAR race to watch his favorite driver, Jeff Gordon. Chuck was the loving husband of Kristen and devoted father of Dillon. Chuck was the Director of Marketing for the Lund Cadillac Group. We are sure he would still want all to know that 0.9% financing is still available on all New 2008 Hummer H2’s.”

“A mass celebrating Chuck’s life will be held at 11:00 AM on Friday, April 24th at St. Patrick’s Church – 10815 N. 84th St. Scottsdale, AZ. Arrangements handled by Hansen Desert Hill Mortuary 480-991-5800. In Lieu of flowers, contributions may be made to the Dillon Dimmick Donation Fund at any Bank of America.”

Absolutely brilliant!! Along with Spike Milligan’s epitaph (which I’m always saying to my Missus) “I told you I was ill” and Clement Freud’s “Best before April 2009”.

Cathy Buckle’s May letter

Dear Family and Friends, This month’s municipal accounts are the first printed bills we’ve had from the local council for eight months. The accounts were hand delivered, door to door, post box to post box in residential suburbs. This, believe it or not, is cause for comment!

When a neighbour told me to look in my post box, I laughed and said that was a waste of time because nothing has gone into my home post box for nearly a year. The Post Office don’t deliver any letters anymore – who knows why. The bank’s have long since given up sending out statements to their customers and other street delivered items like electricity, telephone and municipal accounts have fallen by the wayside in Zimbabwe’s collapse. It’s been so long since anything’s gone into my post box that I had to use a stick to clear a way through the spiders webs and had to manoeuvre my hand carefully underneath a hanging hornets’ nest. There, lying in the dust and rust was my municipal bill. A couple of hornets flew out and the nest shivered in warning and alarm as I carefully lifted out the piece of paper. No envelope, not stapled closed, not even folded discreetly, the municipal bill may as well as have stayed where it was for the information it contained.

“All charges are in US Dollars and you are expected to pay on time to avoid inconveniences,” it said. The bill itemized municipal charges and included a Fire Levy. This was cause for much heated conversation in the street. “A Fire Levy,” people said, “for what?”. The last time a house burned down in our neighbourhood the fire engine didn’t come, apparently because it was picking up sick people.
Another item on the bill causing rage is that of Public Street Lighting. For three years the street lights in our neighbourhood haven’t worked so you can cross that charge off, everyone is saying. Then there’s the one that makes us all furious: Refuse Removal. It’s been over a year since our garbage has been collected. We burn what we can, because we have no choice, we bury what we can and we accumulate what’s left. Piles of trash lie under trees, on roadsides and dumped on any vacant piece of land.

Water charges on the municipal account are cause for disgust and contempt by residents. As I write this letter we are going into our fourth day without water – not a drop anywhere in the whole town and none are spared, not schools, hospitals, old age homes, industry or residences. The absence of water for days at a time is just one of our nightmares and does not address the issue of raw sewage flowing into the dam our water is being drawn from. Not to mention the levy for the pipeline from the new dam that we’ve been paying for years and yet not a drop does it deliver, in fact the pipe is not yet even laid in the trench dug for it.

Needless to say, no one is paying the ludicrous amounts being charged by the municipality. Charges so high that they amount to three quarters of a civil servants entire monthly wage. Everyone is paying something but only a small token. We have been paying in US dollars for electricity, telephones and municipal services for three months and now its time to receive service.

The new sentiment sweeping over Zimbabwe, at all levels, is: You deliver, we pay. You fix, we pay. You maintain, we pay. Until next time, thanks for reading, love cathy

Back home

We got back from La Palma around midnight last night. The route was La Palma to Madrid, a flight of a round 2.5 hours and then a change of plane for Madrid to London, about 2.25 hours. Our layover in Madrid was a couple of hours at the airport during which time we people watched – some were wearing face masks in an attempt, I presume, not to catch swine flu! Whether these passengers had arrived from Mexico or were just scared they might be near someone who had I’ve no idea. I’m not worried, if I catch it I’ll just take Oinksip

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Before we went I wrote “the seafood is out of this world”. Here’s proof of that.

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Actually, there were two tentacles but I’d already eaten one before I thought of phtographing the plate!

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These are Essy’s fish at another restaurant, Casa Goyo.

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And this is Casa Goyo. As you can see from the landing lights sticking up this place is about 100 metres from the end of the airport runway! Luckily the airport doesn’t have a lot of traffic so it’s no great inconvenience. The place looks scruffy, has about the worst location imaginable but serves some of the best seafood on the island. There is no menu, you’re simply asked “Do you want fish, calamare or meat?”.