{"id":97,"date":"2007-08-25T12:48:41","date_gmt":"2007-08-25T11:48:41","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2007-08-25T12:48:41","modified_gmt":"2007-08-25T11:48:41","slug":"subway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/?p=97","title":{"rendered":"Subway"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s duty was 193 &#8230;. the one I rant about everytime I have to do it.  But today is an exception, I&#8217;m going to rant about Subway instead :-)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve never ever had a Subway before today.  But, seeing as I had to get up at 03:30 to do the MegaBus part of the duty before the Park and Ride I was getting pretty hungry by 10:00am.  Whatever I got to eat had to be bought quickly, near to a bus stop, and would be eaten during the 5 minute break between each Park and Ride loop.  The Subway <a href=\"http:\/\/www.subway.co.uk\/storefinder_details.asp?storeID=453054935\" title=\"located here\">located here<\/a> fitted the bill.  They were advertising a Breakfast Sub with bacon, sausage and egg, all made fresh this morning.  &#8220;Hum&#8221; I thought &#8220;that sounds good&#8221; and ordered one.  What a let down!  How to make such simple ingredients taste so bad takes real skill, and believe me these guys had skill.  I&#8217;ll start with the sub itself, as I said fresh baked today.  It must have been fresh &#8216;baked&#8217; in a pressure cooker; very soft and soggy with no discernable taste or aroma.  I wonder if it used wheat flour, I couldn&#8217;t smell wheat.  I guess the sausage was the circular disc of MDF in the Sub.  Finding that my teeth couldn&#8217;t actually bite through something I took it out and looked at it.  Yes, it may once have been sausagemeat but now it was nearly black and as solid as a bit of wood.  I couldn&#8217;t bite it to taste it and sucking it produced no flavour &#8211; this was thrown away.  Now to the egg, how difficult and time consuming is it to break an egg into a pan and stir it up and cook as an omlette?  Take 1 or 2 minutes?  In Subway they&#8217;re already cooked and deep frozen so they are put into the microwave to defrost and reheat.  Takes about the same time as cooking fresh but tastes 0 out of 10.  The bacon was OK!!  Thin and smokey, I&#8217;d guess that it&#8217;s Oscar Meyer American bacon.<\/p>\n<p>Despite the bacon being OK I&#8217;ll not be buying a Subway &#8230;. ever again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s duty was 193 &#8230;. the one I rant about everytime I have to do it. But today is an exception, I&#8217;m going to rant about Subway instead :-) I&#8217;ve never ever had a Subway before today. But, seeing as I had to get up at 03:30 to do the MegaBus part of the duty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}