{"id":350,"date":"2009-09-08T10:11:12","date_gmt":"2009-09-08T09:11:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/?p=350"},"modified":"2009-09-08T10:11:12","modified_gmt":"2009-09-08T09:11:12","slug":"who-dreams-these-things-up-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/?p=350","title":{"rendered":"Who dreams these things up?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a very useful item currently on offer in Lidl.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/images\/uploads\/walkingstickbrolly.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve bought this wonderful dual purpose walking stick and it starts to rain so you open the umbrella and hold it over your head.  Problem.  You&#8217;re keeping yourself dry but are now immobile due to no longer having a walking stick!!!! :-)<\/p>\n<p>Designs like this need some sort of award.  Nominations for similarly stupid items?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a very useful item currently on offer in Lidl. You&#8217;ve bought this wonderful dual purpose walking stick and it starts to rain so you open the umbrella and hold it over your head. Problem. You&#8217;re keeping yourself dry but are now immobile due to no longer having a walking stick!!!! :-) Designs like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}