{"id":2026,"date":"2012-02-10T20:33:47","date_gmt":"2012-02-10T20:33:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/?p=2026"},"modified":"2012-02-10T20:33:47","modified_gmt":"2012-02-10T20:33:47","slug":"humour-failure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/?p=2026","title":{"rendered":"Humour failure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, as I neared a bus stop I noticed a lady who kept looking over her shoulder, toward the bus, as she walked in the direction of the bus stop.  I was about to pass her since I was still 20 or so yards short of the bus stop.  As I half expected she waved her arms to signal that she did want to catch the bus so I pulled up.  I should point out that I was running about 4 minutes late at this point.  As the lady boarded I said in what thought was a cheery manner &#8220;You&#8217;re lucky.  If I&#8217;d been on time you&#8217;d never have seen me!&#8221;  &#8220;What do you mean?&#8221; she replied in a not very friendly tone.  &#8220;I meant that since you&#8217;re late it&#8217;s lucky that I&#8217;m late as well so you haven&#8217;t missed me&#8221;.  &#8220;I know you&#8217;re late&#8221; was her response said without the slightest hesitation and in an accusatory tone.<\/p>\n<p>Mentally I gave up.  &#8220;Sorry&#8221; I said &#8220;it was meant to be humorous.  &#8220;I see nothing humorous in the bus being late&#8221; was her parting shot as she went off to sit down!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, as I neared a bus stop I noticed a lady who kept looking over her shoulder, toward the bus, as she walked in the direction of the bus stop. I was about to pass her since I was still 20 or so yards short of the bus stop. As I half expected she waved [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2026"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2026"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2026\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2029,"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2026\/revisions\/2029"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/loades.net\/megabusblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}